I have so many stories to tell that I have no idea where to start at... So I have decided to make list and explain them as best I can... So looks like I'm starting with...

Facts about me that most people do not know...

1. I have saved 4 different people from drowning.  One man, two women and one little girl.
2. I have slept under a bridge during a blizzard.
3. I hopped a fence at a friends house one time while drunk to pet a zebra and came back sitting on the neighbors bull.
4. I have several awards for the following Chess, Speech, Photography, Spelling Contest, Choir, Barrel Racing, Highest Score in Social Studies which I got from the state after getting my GED and Bowling.
5. I have been in over 20 street fights and never lost.  I only hit first in three fights, ran my mouth to get his for most of the other ones and I only had two contenders hospitalized for a lengthy amount of time.
6. I was expelled from my first Private School at the age of 8 years old.
7. I have been expelled from 16 Private Schools in 5 different states.
8. I mooned two tour buses full of Asian people one time. While one of my best friends sang "Blue Moon", they had stopped in front of my house because of mechanical issues.  Yes they took pictures.
9. I got to go to a Jr. college program for 3 months at a local college in PA. After being one of many students that was had taken an IQ tests for some study.  I held the second highest score of 152 at the age of 10.
10. I have been tested twice for my IQ score with end results being 152 and later 145.
11. I filled my real fathers front yard with over 30 road cones, 2 children at play signs, 5 phone booth signs, 3 Stop signs and a few more road signs I had collected over time out of boredom and to be an ass.  Some where around 3am one morning after just meeting him for the first time at 18 years and finding out he was a total Douche.  I never saw him again nor cared to.
12. I poured several bottles of dish detergent in the huge fountain outside the Budweiser plant that I use to live near one time to watch the bubbles.
13. I borrowed a BobCat once in the dark and drove it over a mile to a sand pit by my old house to pull a friends car out from a sand doon that we had drove it in to.  Due to her and I getting drunk while doing several donuts in the dark.
14. I tested my first web cam out my standing on an old broke down office chair by mooning my best friend through cyber space while throwing a party at my house.  Yes I was caught doing it by several people.
15. I have officially been swimming pool hopping several times.
16. I have never been married.
17 My longest relationship lasted 10 years before I moved out.
18. I once talked one of my best friends in to kissing my bare ass at a party, I was having in front of everyone while I stood on the back of a car.  Just so I could say "Welcome to the kiss my ass club".
19. I use to be and might still be what my friends call the guy test AKA Man Eater.  If one of my friends wanted to test their man's loyalty they would bring him around me not to sleep with but to see how he acted about me.
20. I locked myself out of a friends house in only a towel fresh out of the shower because I wanted a smoke because there was not smoking in my friends house.  Which lead to me walking to his neighbors house and sitting on her porch for over an hour until she had returned. Still sitting in my bath towel and after only meeting her one time before.  She was kind enough to give me a hanger so I could break back in to my friend's house.  Which I did do and we are still friends today.
21. A few weeks later I put her brothers Ford 4x4 up on blocks in their front yard because he was a smart ass to one of my friends and sold his tires to a stranger at the local gas station. While he was in his house sleeping.  Then used the money to party down across the street where he lived.
22. I mooned a man talking on a cell phone in a car driving side by side the car I was in. Only to turn around for a few seconds to be able to read the following words "I just saw an ass in that window" when he dropped his cellphone out his driver window to next run over it.  Yes he chased us down and yes he was seriously pissed.
23. My natural hair color is mousey brown.
24. I once mailed my brother a blow up sheep to his house.
25. I broke in to my brother's first place and turned all of his furniture backwards, hid most of his kitchen wear, left most of his porn mags laying open to the center folds and violated his Cartman figurine.
26. I was next banned from my bro's house for a little over a month until he finally did calm down.  Up tight turd.
27. One of my very first gadgets that I remember throwing together was a phone bug which was made from mostly a old school cassette headphone set. I was around the age of 9 at the time.  Not only did it work but recorded like a champ.
28. I have willingly volunteered at two different women's shelters and the local veterans home.  I have also worked for 6 different animal shelters starting at the age of 9 years old.
29. I ran two newspaper routes, worked for a local pet store cleaning cages and tanks out at the age of 10 years old to help pay bills.
30. I have helped several homeless people men, women and two children.  If not just feeding them but by taking them some where to get some help and one while on vacation I took a homeless guy and his dog to McDonalds.  They had a chicken nugget meal, a burger and I ate a plain crispy chicken wrap.
31. I love to cliff dive but hate diving boards.
32. I helped potty train one of my god sons by telling him if he peed on it he owned it.  I'm sure he owns several roads, bridges, trees and who knows what else by now.
33. One of my best friends and her boyfriend broke up right before her senior prom.  Wearing a Gothic dress that drug the floor along with a pair of knee high, lace up, high platformed combat boots and being in my early 20's took her to prom.
34. I once won a contest for OzzFest tickets by eating a worm, two snails, cricket and a few ants for a local radio show.
35. I learned how to drive on the right side of a mail delivery vehicle.
36. I started riding horses before I was in pre K.
37. I got one speeding ticket in my life time at the age of 18 for driving 121 mph.
38. The fastest I have ever driven was probably 140 mph which I did for fun non a back road straight a way.
39. I started learning to drive and was driving at the early age of 11.
40. I did not get my drivers license until I was 18 years old.
41. I have had one restraining order put out on me because of I lost my temper  because a girl lied on me big time to my ex my first love no less.  To get with him.  Only to find out later he had been cheating on me with another woman.  So, I beat her ass until she confessed to lying and it would take a bit to tell ya how I got rid of his sorry as once and for all.
42. I have only been in jail once.  I was put in a holding cell at the age of 11, states over from where I lived after being caught as a run away. I had been gone for up to 3 months at the most.  My mother only cared about men, partying and herself.  So I hitch hiked two towns over to a skating rink where some friends were and no shit hot wired a car that a friend drove right off out of state.  I didn't drive any of the cars but was in trouble for helping steal them along with license plates.  All charges against me were dropped a little while later.  However all of my friends that took the trip were 22 and older.  Not only were they older but they were wanted criminals to boot.  These were people that had been helping take care of me because my mother wouldn't.  So note people may have addictions and what not going on.  But, they saved my life a few times and treated me like a little sister way before we took off.  After we all had gotten caught I had to stay for a week and a half in a holding cell where I was to learn a lesson before family picked me up.  Family that did not or wouldn't dare include my mother but my grandparents.
43. All of the other times I have been to a jail house was to see my mother or to bail her out.
44. I have been to see my mother in jail twice on Mothers day.
45. I funneled gas from my third step dad's truck for weeks for gas to put in a friends car so we could party and no I never got caught.
46. When I was 10 on Halloween my little brother and I made two stuffed dummies actual human size.  Which we threw off the roof off the second story of our house. When kids come up for candy we threw the bodies and screamed bloody murder.  Oh it was funny shit.  One of my step brothers hid in a garbage can and said horrible shit to people when they walked by such as "You are flat as a board and need a screw".
47. I have been behind the scenes in the back rooms of two strip clubs.  One for just a bit to pick a friend up from work and the other time I'm not sure how long I was in the back partying with the dancers.  My two best friends who were with me were very relieved to have finally found me after I come out to pay our over 400.oo tab for just the three of us and that I was alright of course.  Next day I had found a few numbers and an address in my pockets.
48. I worked in my grandfathers Auto garage growing up like a mo fo let me tell ya and I learned a lot.  Which lead me to first work as a grease monkey for a few months at a mechanic shop.  Which lead to mechanic work for a few years at the same place and because I'm a woman they made me work a few days for free to prove myself worthy to work there.  Months later and 11 men later I along with an older man in his 60's were the last two employees left to work the entire shop until our boss could find more help.  He had fired everyone else.
49. I use to use my grandfathers sign letters for his INS business to changes to the lettering of other signs for other local business... Oh man was that shit funny to drive by and see...
50.  I am now 31 a full time college student holding a shitty 3.5 because I do not have the time to study from everything else that I do.  I know I could do better...

That's it PEACE OUT FOR NOW!!!!!!!!!

And that my friends is 50.... which means there will be more later.......... TO BE CONT....